¶ Notes
Absalom's premier courier. Ted's Services multiple districts within Absalom, as well as being the prime employer of many a-hole teenagers.
- For legal purposes, all employees are named Ted
¶ Other Services Offered
- Ted's sells left handed knick-knacks and doodads.
- Ted hosts occasional experts in his shops to discuss their wealth of knowledge. These are known around Absalom as "Ted Talks"
¶ Tables
¶ Patrons
| Name | Status | Faction | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bernard | alive | Asshole Teenager who works at Ted's Express(Puddles Location) |